Suicide

June 24, 2009 at 23:10 (Survival) ()

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Bilingual Version

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Beberapa saat lalu saya membuka banyak website yang menawarkan 101 cara bunuh diri dan juga beberapa diskusi online dimana banyak yang menanyakan cara bunuh diri. Dari situs-situs diatas saya akhirnya menyimpulkan bahwa cara-cara tersebut sangat menyakitkan. Jadi akhirnya saya menyimpulkan cara-cara berikut yang paling efektif dalam tiap segmen untuk anda lakukan jika anda ingin bunuh diri.

Jika anda atheis:

Saya sarankan anda tidak perlu bunuh diri, karena toh anda tidak percaya Tuhan, jadi kenapa bunuh diri, toh setelah anda mati, anda tidak mengenal surga dan neraka. Ga bisa dapat lebih baik, ataupun jelas mau kemana. Jadi nikmatin aja, hidup cuma sekali.

Jika anda percaya reinkarnasi:

Sama juga, ngapain anda bunuh diri. Untung kalo anda dilahirkan kembali jadi dewa, lha kalo lagi apes? Dilahirkan di dunia hewan? Lah, lebih merana hidup anda daripada sekarang.

Jika anda percaya Tuhan (agama, surga dan neraka):

Cara bunuh diri anda yang paling efektif adalah “Berdoa sebelum tidur”, dengan doa demikian: “Tuhan, jika memang Kau kehendaki,  ijinkan aku tidur dan tidak terbangun lagi”. Jika memang Tuhan merasa anda sudah tidak diperlukan lagi di dunia ini, ya pasti diijini oleh Dia, tapi kalau semisal, semisal saja nie, esok harinya anda masih bisa bangun, maka yakinlah walaupun seberapa menyedihkannya hidup dan nasib anda di dunia ini, Tuhan masih menginginkan anda untuk hidup dan berbuat sesuatu buat Dia.

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In one opportunity, I found many websites that offer 101 ways to commit suicide as well as some discussion online where people are asking what kind of way they can commit suicide. At the end of the day, I conclude that most of those ways is painful, and so I would like to suggest you the most effective ways for you to commit suicide based on your necessities.

If you are an atheist:

I will have to suggest u not to commit suicide, after all you don’t believe in Gods, so why would u suicide, you don’t even believe about heaven and hell, what will you got after your death. So live on, enjoy your one and only life.

If you believe in reincarnation:

I also suggest you not to do suicide. Why? Because if you’re lucky, you can born as a God, or some human with a more luck, but if you don’t get lucky, you could ended up born in the animal world, much more miserable than what you have today.

If you believe in God (religion, heaven, and hell):

The most effective ways for you to suicide, is to “Pray before you sleep” like this: “Dear God, if you let me, let me asleep and not be awaken no more”. And if God really approve you, then you will die with no pain. Simple, isn’t it? But if for example, you still be awaken in the next morning, then you must have faith in yourself that God still wants you to live and do good deeds to other people.

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